In addition to the river of Amazon packages coming in for Lydia's baby shower, she's been doing some shopping for deals on Facebook Marketplace and who knows where else. The baby junk black market is a wretched hive of scum and villainy. One must be cautious.
Among Lydia's treasures is this Munchkin baby swing that will... swing your baby as well as play white noise to sooth the savage beast to sleep.
Thankfully it will also play "Ridin'" by Chamillionaire.
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