Tuesday, November 21, 2023

I Am Broccoli Man

Now that Ernie is going to day care every day I'm in danger of actually getting work done.

I have in-depth metrics on everything that goes into and out of a Big Ern throughout the course of a day.

We've been training Ernie in the art of the spoon. Our current workflow is to load up his spoon then hand it to him so that he can learn to feed himself with it. What he does with the spoon after this is often what happens when you play fetch with a dog, they don't want to give it back. Another variation of this is he might eat the spoon then throw it on the floor.

Sometimes while Ernie is taking his iron supplement I will play Black Sabbath's "Iron Man". I'm not a normal dad, I'm a cool dad.

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