Justin Timberlake came to town pretty close to Lydia's birthday so that was a done deal.
There was some intro DJ stuff for a while as we waited for the show to begin. I think watching a sign language interpreter do "Baby Got Back" was worth the price of admission alone.
This show went pretty hard. There was a lot of giant JT heads in different stages of... maybe like authoritarianism? Like if Big Brother from 1984 could sing and dance.
This giant video cube thing was a costar of the show.
There was nothing it couldn't do.
At one point it tried to drown JT.
We were on the far end of Climate Pledge BUT this multitalented phenom had a little secondary stage that was right up in our face.
Then the video cube decided that Justin was an angry god emperor. I don't know what we did to anger him but he brought sexy back very aggressively at this point.
Lastly the video cube transformed into a flying carpet and whisked JT back to Olympus.
Normally this would be the end of my expert coverage of this event. But there's a bit of a prologue on this one. About a month and a half later JT got pulled over for alleged drunk driving. Some reporting on the incident:
"We're also told that the cop who pulled Timberlake over "was so young that he didn't even know" who the 10-time Grammy winner was.
"He didn't recognize him or his name," our insider says.
A second source adds, "Justin said under his breath, 'This is going to ruin the tour.' The cop replied, 'What tour?' Justin said, 'The world tour.''"
So of course anytime anything bad happened to either of us the next couple of weeks we would exclaim "this is going to ruin the tour".
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