A Couch Betrayal Most Foul

Lydia betrayed me and our loyal 20 year old couch and called someone to take it away because she bought a new one. I hear that there's a nice farm where they take good couches to retire and play with other couches.

Once Old Red was carried away we got the new one in place. It's kind of made out of giant blocks that all snap together.

Once I had some time to reflect I realized that we have quite a few alcohol related Christmas ornaments. I personally think that this is healthy and fine.

Lydia continues to have a person in her stomach. It looks and sounds rather uncomfortable.

Lovesac, Baby Lovesac

Lydia has been on my case to get a new couch probably for years at this point. I figure our current couch is doing its job quite nicely despite its saggy cushions with a hole here and there. I told her she could get a new couch if she paid for it, assuming that would deter her. It did not.

We ended up getting a Lovesac partially because they have a store front at Bellevue Square so we could check it out in person. It's actually kind of cool because it's modular, so if we moved or wanted the couch in a different room we can change up the configuration to fit whatever space. It has some storage space under the cushions too which is pretty cool. There was a lot of assembly required which was much less cool.

Also I don't think I could come up with a worse name for a consumer product than "lovesac".

Lydia was having some buyer's remorse about the couch assembly so I played her some motivational music.

After all that hard work and a lot of getting yelled at by someone who will remain nameless I earned myself another German brewsky from my advent calendar. Praise be.