A Slow Start to My Movie Career

Tomorrow is my long overdue entry into the world of film. I was worried when I filled out my costume measurements that the wardrobe people wouldn't be able to find things in my size. I got all sorts of lip about it from the others. "Of course they will have your size, they are professional clothing finders", they said. Well my unfortunate rightness is coming in sections. A couple of days ago I got an email that I need to bring my own "brown pair of shoes" because they don't have my size. Today the email was "bring your own brown belt". Next will be "bring your own distinctive brown hat with chocolate brown ribbon and a bullwhip". If they want me to wear my Indiana Jones costume again, they should just ask. They shall receive. Couldn't be much worse than Crystal Skull.