Saturday, March 02, 2019

Mardi Gras: A Butt Whippin' Good Time

Mardi Gras in St. Louis is a beautiful thing to behold. I booked an all inclusive thing again at Big Daddy's, same as last year. Last year it was really cold so it was nice to have a place to retreat for warmth and bathrooms and the good times. This year was a lot warmer though so I wanted to be out with my people.

This lady had a dress made out of Crown Royal pouches.

I was amused by the dance parties that were taking place in the middle of the street.

So I bought this Natural Light hat at a sale at the office. People kept commenting all day about how they liked it. Well at one point I bumped into another admirer of my hat, but this time he insisted on buying it from me. I refused a few times but when he persisted I figured I could always buy another one, especially considering he was offering $20 which was way more than it cost. I guess you know you have supreme fashion sense when strangers insist on buying your clothes off of your body.

A news photographer walked by so Stuart and I did the weirdest thing we could think of, which at the time involved him whipping my butt with mardi gras beads. Well a picture of this scene ended up on his website, which I hope no one important saw. I get extra professionalism points because you can literally see my office in the background.

I don't remember how or why I ended up with these giant beads. I'm sure that I earned them.

I was impressed by the ingenuity of the person trying to catch parade beads with a tree branch.

Yay! No one got car jacked this year, which was nice.

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