Sunday, January 25, 2015

My New Toothpaste

The fascists at airport security in the US stole my toothpaste so I asked the first hotel in Dubai for a new one.

What I received was this little gem. It's not as long as my pinky and it was made in China. So far so good. And no, it doesn't have flouride, but it has calcium. And no, it doesn't taste like mint, but it does contain menthol. At this point I'm not sure if I'm helping or hurting myself when I brush my teeth but whatever.

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