Caribbean paradise was fun but it was time to return to reality. Also we'd been eating about 6 meals a day in order to taste as many fun plants and animals as possible. I'm not a doctor but I think one weekend was enough of that.
Not only was the hotel full of travel agents but it had a shady palm reader.
Our flight was leaving midday so we had one last lunch on the hotel's dime before heading to the airport.
We noticed they still had a couple drinks left so we drank them.
What the taxi drivers kept telling us ended up being true: "In Jamaica there are no problems, only situations."